Couldn't give a flying fuck about the royal...
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lifeisstillfullofmysteries asked: You're prettty cool sis :D
HOW TO STEAL THE MOON:
memoriesarelikescars: “I SHRINK THE MOON” “I GRAB THE MOON” “I SIT ON THE TOILET” “…what?”
lifeisstillfullofmysteries: Going to Sydney tonight Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!
I find out he doesn't want to be with me:
zurp: At first I’m like: Then I’m like: And then it sets in so I’m like: Then I get mad black like “Oh hail na! I did not just get dumped!”: Then I remember I’m sexy and this will happen when I change my Facebook status to Single: